My husband had to go to an out of town convention. I slipped this card plus some chocolates into his luggage.
I'm pretty pathetic when he's gone - can't even sleep until I'm so exhausted I can't keep my eyes open at all. Thankfully, our daughter and I were able to join him in Banff couple of days later. Here's a funny sign I saw outside an Irish pub.
Personally, I absolutely can't stand alcohol and I don't drink it (I have seen too much misery it has caused in so many families) but I can still appreciate the humor behind this sign.