Wednesday, September 21, 2011

{i needed this today}

Some silly halloween jokes i came across today:

What do Hawaiian pumpkins say?
Happy HULA-ween!

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
He was going TICK or TWEETING.

What do monsters do when they hear country music?
They start SCARE-dancing.

What do monsters eat for breakfast?
SCREAM of wheat.

Who is a werewolf's favorite comedian?
HAIRY Seinfield.

What did the Klingon say on Halloween?
TREK or treat?

Why do dogs bark on October 31st?
They're celebrating HOWL-oween.

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