ta-daa!

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Ta-daa! My VERY FIRST actual scrapbooking page. I had so much fun making it! I saw the latest challenge at Talia & Kim's GoodieBox website (link can be found in Talia's blog, link to that blog is in my blog list on the right) and decided to give it a try. You HAVE TO click on the image to see it better. Do it for me baby! :-D And then leave a comment and tell me how totally awesome this page is. :-D

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Tanttaraa! Minun elamani eka aito ja oikea "scrapbooking" sivu. Olipa hauska tehda. Ennen olen vaan tehnyt pikku projekteja tai albumeja, en tallaista "virallista" sivua. Talia & Kim GoodieBox nettisivulla antoivat taas uuden haasteen ja innostuin kokeilemaan taitojani. Sinun PITAA klikata tata kuvaa jotta naet sen paremmin. PITAA! Sitten jata kommentti minulle miten aivannnnihana ja upea tama sivu on. :-D

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Then I have to share this funniest of funny things that Talia forwarded to me. I owe Talia two super thankses today.

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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island.

Each will have one car and 3 kids for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of pretend bills.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all the family's friends and relatives, and send cards & presents out on time.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to busy pediatrician's office.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a school function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will have access to television when ONLY the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

The men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am...and make a healthy lunch to take for the days when the child isn't in the mood for the lunchroom's food.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name;also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years -- eventually earning the right to be called Mother!

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Just so that everyone knows... I think that men work very hard as well! I just thought this was pretty funny.

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ps. Don't forget to leave that admiring comment! :-D

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